Writer’s Island Prompt 2: Stow Away of George Reker
May 9, 2010RentBoy Dot Com
(As heard from George “Family Research Council” Rekers)
George Rekers
Picked a pecker
From RentBoy dot com.
Mister “church”
Felt the urge
To grease the 23rd Psalm.
“My back is bad,
My baggage lags”
Was Reker’s unholy plea;
“The boy is here,
But I’m not queer,
I have a Christian ministry.”
“My only plan
To lend a hand,
And help the boy with the Lord,
For twenty k
I’ll find a way
To stow his eight inch sword.”
“But now I ask,
You do not cast,
The last stone at little ole me,
My escapades
Don’t mean I’m gay
I’m just a fan of hypocrisy.”
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That was an interesting take. It read well, too.
He is no more gay that SeaBisquit was a racehorse… nice stuff Mark…
The latest fashion craze in Thailand, for teenage boys, is to dress in women’s clothing and wear makeup. They already have 3-sex toilets for Ladies, Gents and Ladyboys…
Thanks, Anthony. I guess “stowaway” can be taken in different ways, according to George Reker.
I thought SeaBiscuit was code for LarryCraig.
Thanks, Rob!
~Mark
In the words of Jerry Lewis, “Hello Laaaaadddddddy Boyz!”
Thanks, Stan!
~Mark
Excellent Mark and I love the last stanza!
Pamela
Thanks, Pamela. Psychologists call George Reker and Ted Haggard as taking a “Reaction Formation.” They are so vocal about being anti-Gay that they draw attention to themselves in a strange way of asking for help for their own repressed homosexuality. Very strange.
Thanks again!
~Mark
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