The Lovenor

Mark Sanford decided today
To resign as the governor,
He will now head the new office
As the brand new Lovenor.

The office will be equipped
With shag carpet and a heart shaped bed.
Red candles will adorn the mantle
And sweet incense will fill his head.

Barry White will be heard on speakers
So the Lovenor’s guests are in the mood.
David Vitter will be invited
To tell double entendres crude.

You will need to take a ticket
If you want to see the Lovenor.
Glenn Quagmire takes admission
“Giddy up and keep on rubbin-her!”

When your session concludes
The Lovenor washes away his sins.
He’ll put away his love stick
And quote the Bible again.

Thank you for shopping the Lovenor
We hope you enjoy his stay,
The family values crowd just scoffs
“At least he isn’t gay!”