Pay Day Chicken Lenders

This is a poem for Sue Lowden who is a Republican candidate in Nevada who is running in the Republican primary to be the nominee to defeat Democrat Harry Reid for the US Senate seat.

Sue Louden recently said, “before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would say I’ll paint your house.” ~ Sue Lowden on a local Nevada morning show.

Nevada Sue
Went to the zoo
And thought about Pay Day Lenders,
“There must be a way
That people can pay
Good doctors with chicken tenders.

“Will you take
Chicken baked,
Roasted, flame broiled, or fried?
In the olden days,
Folks had ways
To barter with chickens with pride.

“I’ll peck and scratch
With Orrin Hatch,
To change money into chickens,
When farms are banks
Let’s all give thanks
That our money is finger lickin’.

“Healthcare reform
Should be like corn
Fed to poultry before they’re tender,
It may sound strange
That a chicken exchange
Would have Pay Day Chicken Lenders.”