New Lethal Church

There is a search
In New Bethel Church
For church goers and their guns.
Bring them here
And have no fear;
Let’s worship with weapons of fun.

Bring your Colt
You cowboy folks
And I’ll bring the Magnum and Glock
We’re taking bullets
From mindless mullets
And Jesus who’s gathering the flock.

We’re Assembly of God
With our latest facade
And holsters of semi-automatics.
We’re fully loaded
So don’t be goaded
That our sermons are fully tragic.

So let’s celebrate
Before it’s too late
The birth of our nation with god, guns, and mirth.
We’re here to remind
That Jesus was the kind
Who said, “Gunslingers shall inherit the Earth!”

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