NaPoWriMo #23B Unlikely Couples “Last Night I Took the ‘R’ Out”

Last night I took the “R” out
To a westauwant where we welaxed.
Fwee wange Wepublicans were wunning awound
Cwabby about some waskily tax.

The R said:
This really is rather redundant
Replaying “R” words without redress.
No recourse like the Bill of Rights
No radicals who like to rest.

I said to R:
We can go awound and awound
With wevolution in the aiw;
Wadical wepublicans who want Iwaq
Fwee with Lais sez faiwe.

Then R said:
Your rhythmic rant is really repulsive
and I’m ready for the “R” back in ride.

Then I said:
Do you weally want me to wun you back home?

Then R said:
I’m ready to go where I reside.