John Boehner, the Tan-imal Trainer
March 30, 2009John Boehner, The Tan-imal Trainer
John Boehner
The Tan-imal trainer
Called the press to show us his folder.
Nineteen pages
Were the rages,
But no numbers or anything bolder.
The tan orange GOP
Pulled out the stops
In his spray-on electric tan.
Is this a blue print?
Or a PR stint?
Maybe a coloring book needing crayons?
Where are the numbers
You belabored and lumbered?
Under your Ohio state orange tan?
Is it in your salon?
Are your numbers gone?
Is this what your party demands?
So Mr. Boehner
The tan-imal trainer
Call the press when you have numbers to show.
And maybe you’ll learn
Before your numbers burn
And lose that technicolor glow.
Author admin
Hold those feet to the fire Markoolio!
those are some itchy brown feet. YIKES!
This is the best, no taxs, it’s endless, all from a dysfunctional smarty,
in distress, a challenged egress, it’s end of this diesfunctional party.
very well said,
how spending led
to eight years of the debts we’ve amassed,
And now John Boehner
The tan-imal trainer
Can kiss my tax cut ass.
Thanks, ?
Mark, You take a current event, put it to music, and bring enlightenment to the masses! Keep it up!
~Alexandra Ames
Thanks, Alexandra. Glad you enjoyed this rant. Thanks for stopping by and helping me generate a buzz on my book blog. Have a wonderful Saturday! ~Mark
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