Getting Dicked Shelby

Dick Shelby
May well be
The blood clot in democracy’s heart,
A blanket hold
We’re all told
Barack’s appointments just won’t start.

With seventy holds
Obstruction unfolds
And the White House cannot lead,
Why does Dick
Love to stick
His ‘bama rod with STDs?

Gimme pork
With a silver fork
Of forty billion in my state,
Or holds will simmer
Without a glimmer
Of hope for Obama’s mandate.

Zero sums
The outcome
For Dick and his fascist plans,
While Democrats
Feel the trap
Of a majority that just won’t stand.

The obstruction clot
Makes Dems stop
Looking for a spine to change the rules,
But these jellyfish
Hope and wish
To drift aimless in an ocean of fools.