Dick Army’s Army of Dick Teabaggers

An army of dicks
Are taking their licks,
And holding  teabags in hand.
They’re out to say
The rich shouldn’t pay
More in Obama’s plan.

Teabaggers stand poised
Making more noise
Over different bodies of water,
Ready to pitch
Teabags for the rich
So FOX NOISE will make it hotter.

But something’s wrong
When history’s song
Is sung in revisionist tunes.
Right-wing clowns
Protest in towns
As the faux-test like Limbaugh balloons.

The super rich
Continue to switch
Their money to off-shore accounts,
And their faux minions
With teabag opinions
Get refunds while deficit’s mount.

So the army of dicks
Get astroturf licks
And turn history upon its head,
And the faux outrage
Continues to wage
For the rich, but that’s left unsaid.