Arlen Sphincter Turns the Cheek

Arlen Sphincter turns his cheek
Away from the Far Right,
Just because he sits with Dems,
Will he see the light?

He’s been inside the Senate room
Sitting for many years,
Did he pass a moral test
With constipation tears?

He can’t seem to get off the pot
And now he’s singing blue,
Will he sing like Baucus and Burr,
Both Nelsons and Landrieu?

Will Conserva-turd Dems and Sphincter
Sit together on Repub-Low-Cans?
The Dems may get to sixty votes,
But corporations are in command.