Wen Jiaboa
Is here and now,
With China’s parental plan;
“We no longer
have a hunger
For debts where U.S stands.”

“We’ll now take
Your land and lakes,
And other natural resources;
Let’s give thanks
To Chinese banks,
You gave without ground forces.”

“We’ll take that gift
You no longer miss
Who stands in New York’s harbor;
Her torch went out,
But have no doubt,
Your freedom’s already been bartered.”

“We’ll also take
And liquidate
Your lawmakers who have angina;
They’ll now reside,
Where they can’t hide,
In the People’s Republic of China.

“Collateral pigs

Are what we dig
Like Alexander, Barrasso and Bond;
Your Rand Paul
Will take role call,
As your debts keep approaching dawn.”

“Chambliss, Coburn
Will have their turns,
Seeing Hong Kong and Beijing,
And Corker and Enzi
Will have a frenzy,
When their red phones start to ring.”

“Ensign and Graham
Will love Wuhan,
And DeMint will deLight in Guanzhou,
And Crapo and Cornyn,
May feel a bit foreign;
But who cares if they’re having a cow?”

“Inhofe and Kyl
May be in denial,

When they find out they’ve been Shanghai’d,
While McConnell, McCain
Are happily trained
To always vote “Yes” for Chinese buys.”

“All your other
Republican brothers
Will be happy in our Red dawn,
And we’ll gladly accept
Without any regrets,
The rest of your corporate pawns.”

“Export them now!”
says Wen Jiaboa,
And we’ll trade you Chinese salami;
We have a need
For traitors of greed;
Be happy we’re recalling your commies!!