The Kids are AlRight-WING

(to the tune of The Kids are Alright by The Who)

Criminal minds impersonating phone technicians
About time, they’re caught in acts of sedition,
They’re breaking the law and listening to calls
Democracy’s shot and will soon take the fall
‘Cause the kids are AlRight-WING
The Kids are alRight-WING!

All the time, I feel like we’re under attack,
These swine are committing these criminal acts,
And I know James O’Keefe is more than a thief;
He pimped for the stint that gave ACORN grief
Cause the kids are AlRight-WING! The kids are AlRight-WING.

I know if freedom goes we’ll be left in the cold
And justice will just be bought and sold.

No spine, the Dems won’t demand a hearing,
Unwind, democracy’s no longer steering,
Because James and the boys are out to destroy
The laws of our land with their fascist plans
Cause the kids are AlRight-WING, the kids are AlRight-WING.

All the time, I feel like they get away
Their crimes are just another part of the day,
Will we sit back and yawn with this fascist new dawn?
Will this racist prevail when the kids are AlRight-WING?
The Kids are AlRight-WING…

Getting Dicked Shelby

Dick Shelby
May well be
The blood clot in democracy’s heart,
A blanket hold
We’re all told
Barack’s appointments just won’t start.

With seventy holds
Obstruction unfolds
And the White House cannot lead,
Why does Dick
Love to stick
His ‘bama rod with STDs?

Gimme pork
With a silver fork
Of forty billion in my state,
Or holds will simmer
Without a glimmer
Of hope for Obama’s mandate.

Zero sums
The outcome
For Dick and his fascist plans,
While Democrats
Feel the trap
Of a majority that just won’t stand.

The obstruction clot
Makes Dems stop
Looking for a spine to change the rules,
But these jellyfish
Hope and wish
To drift aimless in an ocean of fools.