Archive for June, 2009
June 30, 2009
Mark Sanford decided today
To resign as the governor,
He will now head the new office
As the brand new Lovenor.
The office will be equipped
With shag carpet and a heart shaped bed.
Red candles will adorn the mantle
And sweet incense will fill his head.
Barry White will be heard on speakers
So the Lovenor’s guests are in the mood.
David Vitter will be invited
To tell double entendres crude.
You will need to take a ticket
If you want to see the Lovenor.
Glenn Quagmire takes admission
“Giddy up and keep on rubbin-her!”
When your session concludes
The Lovenor washes away his sins.
He’ll put away his love stick
And quote the Bible again.
Thank you for shopping the Lovenor
We hope you enjoy his stay,
The family values crowd just scoffs
“At least he isn’t gay!”
June 19, 2009
Watch out!
The right is what they’re after.
Fooled by maybes;
Strange but getting stranger.
I’m an or-di-na-ry guy
Burning down the DOMA!
Hold tight!
Wait till the Republican party’s over.
Hold tight!
We’re in for nasty rednecks!
There has got to be a way!
Burning down the DOMA!
Here’s your ticket pack your bags
Time for jumpin’ overboard.
Civil rights are here.
Close enough, but not too far
Do you know just who you are?
Using fire that’s burning!
All get
Civil rights for all the people!
Shake down
Fascist legislation
Three hundred sixty- five reps should be
Burning down the DOMA!
It’s a place of disgrace they seem to work just for themselves
Protecting their own futures.
But the future’s approaching fast
And these reps they just won’t last.
Gonna burst into flames!
My house
Sort of ordinary.
It houses all
Straight, bi, gay, lesbian, and transgender;
Want to include everybody
Grab a torch and
Burning down the DOMA!
No defensible argument can stand against the civil rights;
Everyone stand together!
Once we see it’s our liberty, not just you, but also me…
Burning down the DOMA!
June 17, 2009
Information is inflammation–
Iran’s government begins to crack.
Students shoot their web cell phones
And para-military fires back.
Fires blaze in the streets–
Mousavi’s green wave grows,
Digital tides lap up to the world
While blood continues to flow.
Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube
Are downloadable bugle horns.
Iranian students are journalists
When foreign reporters are scorned.
The Republican guard in America
Demand democracy not be aborted.
But that happened already here
When Bush was Supremely Courted.
June 14, 2009
Sarah Palin
Railin’ at Dave.
Sarah Palin
In a G.O.P. cave.
Willow Palin
A political prop.
Sarah the gov
Just won’t stop.
Sarah Palin
without a clue.
Sarah Palin
Needs the news.
Sarah Palin
Railin’ at Dave.
Sarah Palin
Now Miss Behave.
June 5, 2009
There is a search
In New Bethel Church
For church goers and their guns.
Bring them here
And have no fear;
Let’s worship with weapons of fun.
Bring your Colt
You cowboy folks
And I’ll bring the Magnum and Glock
We’re taking bullets
From mindless mullets
And Jesus who’s gathering the flock.
We’re Assembly of God
With our latest facade
And holsters of semi-automatics.
We’re fully loaded
So don’t be goaded
That our sermons are fully tragic.
So let’s celebrate
Before it’s too late
The birth of our nation with god, guns, and mirth.
We’re here to remind
That Jesus was the kind
Who said, “Gunslingers shall inherit the Earth!”
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