Dick’s Chute, Shoot Dick
March 31, 2009Dick Wagner got his walking papers
And now a golden parachute;
It opens for twenty million,
Not bad for getting the boot.
He is still on the GM jet
Flying the plane right to a cliff,
He couldn’t drive a profit at all,
But now wants a departing gift.
He said he’d work for a dollar a year
To get our tax payer dollars,
But now that he has lost his job,
He’ll glide with bright white collars.
And Gettlefinger gets the finger
For workers on the line,
Those who build the value of cars
Need contracts redesigned.
Before Dick floats with twenty million
Like a treasury thief who loots,
Let’s shoot dick before he jumps
For a landing that WE choose!